You will wear mostly Pampers this weekend and watch the NBA Playoffs come to a close. Then you will write the referee's parents and tell them they need to wear Pampers. Then you will become pregnant and invest in Pampers stock, at which point you will discover Huggies. Then you will hug your cat and he will poke a hole in your Pampers. Then you'll see Kobe Bryant smile and shrug in a commercial on TV for Pampers.