PISCES

Head-butts will become stylish again as neptune is nearing it's collision with the quadraint47 meteor.  think about wearing extra forehead when out with friends.  Look for those with large foreheads to be threatening alpha male status in groups.  If you have a fishtank, look to become more industrious over the holidays.  If you do not have a fishtank, look forward to a more leisurely finish to your autumn.  If you are throwing away your fishtank, the sky is the limit 

Listening to chumbawumba's "Tubthumping" will increase social compatability ratios this week.

SAGITTARIUS

Penny and pocket book pinching locally gives way to a spendthrift craze in other dimensions.  In Plaid dimension, plaid polka dots are thriving, for example, which is a sign that you should not trust even your own style this week, yet continue to keep your eye out for fashion trends among the middle aged (30-57).  These trends will reward you financially and planetarily as mars moves into the "celestial mating dance" with mercury.